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A buddy of mine recently suggested that I install analytics software on my blog, possibly out of concern for my general well-being. (In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have told him how much time I spend Googling myself to find out how many other webpages link to me.) I was initially skeptical, but then I got a look at the various search terms that've led people to my site. Here's a sampling:
what is strife
who invented witchcraft
suffer not a poisoner to live
is the queen the whore of babylon
hoodoo guadalupe altar
my eyebrow twitches
twitches in eyebrow
why my eyebrow twitching
how can you stop twitching an eyebrow
my eyebrow is twitching how do i stop it
what does that mean if my eyebrow twitches
dirty dr pepper
When I first started blogging, I had ambitious visions of becoming the Brave New Voice of Modern Paganism. Instead, I've apparently become the definitive online source for information on twitchy eyebrows. And... tainted soft drinks, I guess? Wow. This is not how I thought things would go.
But eh, whatever. Fame is fame.
Oh, and also, your eyebrow is twitching because you need sleep. You're welcome.