Sunday, July 25, 2010

And speaking of Lovecraft...

.... I am very pleased to announce that Vacation Necronomicon School is currently accepting willing, juicy appetizers enthusiastic students.

(Hide it under a bushel? No! I'm gonna pray to be eaten first. Let it shine, let it shine, Shub Niggurath! Ia! Ia!)

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Thursday, July 01, 2010

Better Left Unknown

A buddy of mine recently suggested that I install analytics software on my blog, possibly out of concern for my general well-being. (In retrospect, I probably shouldn't have told him how much time I spend Googling myself to find out how many other webpages link to me.) I was initially skeptical, but then I got a look at the various search terms that've led people to my site. Here's a sampling:

what is strife

who invented witchcraft

suffer not a poisoner to live

is the queen the whore of babylon

hoodoo guadalupe altar

my eyebrow twitches

twitches in eyebrow

why my eyebrow twitching

how can you stop twitching an eyebrow

my eyebrow is twitching how do i stop it

what does that mean if my eyebrow twitches

hugh jackman

dirty dr pepper

When I first started blogging, I had ambitious visions of becoming the Brave New Voice of Modern Paganism. Instead, I've apparently become the definitive online source for information on twitchy eyebrows. And... tainted soft drinks, I guess? Wow. This is not how I thought things would go.
But eh, whatever.  Fame is fame.
Oh, and also, your eyebrow is twitching because you need sleepYou're welcome.