Thursday, May 06, 2010

I believe the preferred term is "Aviator-American"

Remember that Very Cool Episcopalian Guy I told you about (forever hereafter known as EpiscoPete)? Here's his favorite joke:

EpiscoPete - "What do you call a black guy flying a plane?"

Unsuspecting Victim - "I don't know. What?"

EpiscoPete - "A pilot, you racist asshole."

Loyal Strifemongers will understand why we get along.


Brother Christopher said...

that is awesome. I had a homeless guy tell me a joke of a similar nature. Only the punchline was

"The police of course"

Evn said...

I am intrigued. What's the set-up to the punchline?

WV = Myros. A nickname for Mykonos? OH, dude, speaking of: I just found out that a liquor store near my house carries wine from Crete. Libations just got kicked up a notch.

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Oooo, there's so many possible permutations to that joke too! Woman - misogynist; gay person - homophobic; Jewish - anti-semitic; etc. etc. etc. Something for everyone!

Evn said...

Along those lines, here's my favorite joke:

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"The interrupting feminist."

"The interrupti-"

"That's not funny."

Brother Christopher said...

the set up is

You, me, a black man, a mexican man, an chinese man, a philipino man, a jewish man, santa claus, the easter bunny, jesus, (etc ad nauseam)... are all in car. Who's Driving?

Realize that the set up, you can get as creative as you want with who all is in that car. Even the interrupting femin..

that's not funny

w/v kingr

Evn said...

HAH! I'm using it.

Siobhan said...

I am so posting this on Facebook. That is now the ultimate compliment I can pay an article/blog post/etc.

Evn said...

I'm honored!

Siobhan said...

Evn, since all I've been posting lately are Sady articles and Ozy and Mille strips (, you should be.