Monday, October 12, 2009

The open letter I'm waiting for

Dear Citizens of the United States of America,

Thank you for not electing another fuckwit. Please accept this as a token of our deep appreciation.

Sincerely,

The Norwegian Nobel Committee

7 comments:

Deborah said...

That is EXACTLY my thinking. It's not an award for Barack Obama, it's an award for the electorate. I want my check.

Evn said...

Norway's probably very upset with me for bringing this to the public's attention. I'm going to wake up with a severed reindeer head in my bed.

Ellie said...

Oh that's fantastic.

Yewtree said...

Dear Citizens of the United States of America,

Thank you for not electing another fuckwit. Please accept this as a token of our deep appreciation.

Sincerely,

The rest of the world

Evn said...

Yewtree, you're very welcome. (grin) Seriously, that was the first time someone I voted for actually won. So I take full responsibility.

Red Delicious said...

Full responsibility? You nearly jinxed us!

Evn said...

Only for getting him elected. Anything that goes wrong from here on out gets pinned on Muslims and Socialists.