Saturday, May 09, 2009

Success has clearly gone to my head

As a follow-up to that Big Name Pagan thread...

"So what all do you have going on today?" Jack asked.

"Well, let's see," I said. "I need to do some shopping and run by the office, and I'm going over to Co-Witch B's house tonight. Oh, and I'm also supposed to give Deborah a call, but I don't think I'll have time for that."

"Excuse me?" Jack said. "You're planning to blow off Deborah Lipp?"

"Of course not," I replied. "It's just going to be a busy day, and..."

"You know, three years ago you were all, 'ZOMG, Famous Wiccan Author Deborah Lipp reads my blog!!!' And now you're like, 'Oh, I simply can't be bothered to speak with her.'"

The rat bastard. He's not even Pagan.

Deborah says hello.


Le Cornichon said...

"And that, children, was the night when Uncle Evn was visited by Mr. Krampus..." - Naughty Zoot.

Evn said...

Bring it, Krampus! (shakes fist)

knottybynature said...

Somehow I find this deeply amusing.

WV: niers - like pliers. Only not.