Saturday, March 21, 2009

There's no delicate way to explain how this happened...

... but I've been quoted on a pornographic Web site.

Actually, let me rephrase. It would be more accurate to say I've been quoted on a humorous lifestyle site, akin to those Reader's Digest features where people send in funny anecdotes. Except, y'know, with naked dudes. And their friends. Behaving inappropriately.

Should man-on-man action not offend your sensibilities, click here to witness my literary immortality. Also, please know that Le Cornichon is very, very proud of me right now.

12 comments:

Pom said...

Oh now I have questions!! 1. How did you learn of said quote being on said website? 2. Was it a quote endorsing their website? 3. Are the guys on your particular page with quote hot? 4. A possible career change in your future - something along the lines of proof-reader for advertising?

So.. congratulations! ;o)

Thalia Took said...

That pose does look angelic.

Ha! NSFW, as they say. Luckily, I don't work.

Evn said...

Pom, basically, people submit pictures they've found online of naked men in various "looking for love" situations. Then the Web site guys make fun of home decor featured in the photos.

Some of the men in the pics are hot. Others... not so much.

Now, as to my involvement, I came across a hilarious picture a few days back and sent it in, along with a catty comment ("It's like an angel crashed through the ceiling of an anthropologist/conspiracy theorist's home office"). The site's creator liked that comment so much that he included it in his own critique. And that's how I got famous. ;)

Red Delicious said...

Ooh! Ooh!

1. Yes, THAT'S how you got famous.
2. To put it delicately, the title of this blog should have been "PORN! PORN!"
3. I have a subject category on These Apples that's called "Things I Know About Porn." You might benefit from having a similar category.
4. Remember that Stacy Gernrock-Woods piece on the Daily Show about the decorator who wanted to help class up gay porn? This is totally the web version of that.
5. Ask me later about my idea for a web site that parodies the Reality Kings network.
6. My word verification is "flockerp."

Evn said...

Ask me later about my idea for a web site that parodies the Reality Kings network.

Could this be the online collaboration we've always dreamed of?

I have a terrible Reality Kings story. So terrible that if I repeated it here, I'd have to charge readers $24.95 a month (recurring). I'll call you later.

Le Cornichon said...

*sniff* I am so proud, on so many levels! Bravo! (Brava?)

Evn said...

Brava, indeed!

I grew up so fast, no? *re: sniff*

knottybynature said...

Lovely way to paint that picture.

If they weren't going to tidy up, they probably should have cropped. But at least you've got a claim to fame on it. :)

Siobhan said...

More literary immortality for you -- the bloggess quotes you as the comment of the day! Unless she means some OTHER Evn...

http://thebloggess.com/?p=2007

Evn said...

(grin) That would be me. I've been meaning to brag about it.

belledame222 said...

can't look in depth right now, but: "lurid digs," nice one.

Evn said...

For a Web site devoted to pics of naked men, I have to say it's quite highbrow.