Saturday, March 28, 2009

Poorly Scheduled Witchcraft on Wheels

Good times to dispose of ritual remains at the crossroads:

In the dead of night.
Just before sunrise.
When no one can see you.

Bad times to dispose of ritual remains at the crossroads:

Rush hour.

And no, other drivers, I was not intentionally trying to egg your cars. So enough with the fingers already.

7 comments:

Deborah said...

::SNORT::

Evn said...

That was a good snort, yes?

Pax, Chief Priest to the Angel of Snarkness said...

Thank heavens it wasn't burnt offerings Boss!

Evn said...

LOL Good point.

belledame222 said...

ahaha

knottybynature said...

Remember, if you HAVE to toss something out of the car, please make sure it is a slushie or extravagant doughnut (such as cream-filled with sprinkles) so that the great goddess Asphalta ensures your safe journey.

Evn said...

Duly noted. And don't forget to pour out a little cold coffee for the Parking Goddess. Hail Squat!