Sunday, April 06, 2008

It happened again...

Posted to an Internet forum early this morning:

"I've studied European witchcraft for a few years now, but so much of it has been infused with the three-fold-law fluffy-bunny wicca, and while I respect those who follow that path, it just really isn't for me."

At least he's respectful. Doesn't he make so much sense?

Too fucking priceless.

I'll be out back if anyone needs me, stabbing myself in the forehead and calling it Wicca.


Mertseger said...

While I respect those who stab themselves in the forehead and call it Wicca, it just isn't for me. My tradition is much older than yours, and we believe in using Black & Decker drills to do our self-trepanning, but only Black & Decker drills with burgandy handles, you understand.

Great site - I look forward to following your blog.

Evn said...

Well, my tradition believes that Black & Decker products are elitist and stodgy. Stabbing oneself in the forehead (which we borrowed from the Golden Dawn) is much more archetypical.

Although, really, self-trepanning is whatever you want it to be.

Anonymous said...

I can honestly say that I haven't encountered much of this in the "real" world, but it is the one big reason why I stay away from online Pagan forums.

Evn said...

If they made methadone for listservs, I'd be able to break the habit. As it stands, though, I'm... I'm a moderator.