Saturday, April 12, 2008

Best dirty joke ever

Courtesy of Co-Witch A.:

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.


Okay, so it's not the best dirty joke ever. But I'd never heard it before. Took me a good two minutes to catch my breath.

Or maybe it was just the delivery. Co-Witch A. has a good delivery.


beweaver said...

I can't believe it. I laughed my ass off. *chuckle* that is so bad it's good.

Evn said...

Ain't it, though? It still makes me giggle.

Albiana said...

Given the recent over-stimulation of your funny bone and your insightful blogs about the rampant spiritual idiocy of others, may I also recommend for your viewing pleasure the pre-cinematic hype of Mike Meyer's upcoming movie, The Love Guru.
No doubt you will find it as amusing as I did.

Blessed be,

Evn said...

I'll check it out! My computer doesn't have sound, and my partner's computer has all these passwords and safeguards to prevent me from using it (read: destroying it), but I'll beg him to let me access YouTube as soon as he gets home.