Tuesday, January 15, 2008

An open memo to the Internet

The word you're looking for is LOSE.

Not LOOSE.

LOSE.

Seriously. Please. I cannot take it anymore.

7 comments:

Ted said...

You need to loose that attitude. Just losen up a little bit.

You are back on my blogroll(s). My bad, I don't want to loose your web-support.

Evn said...

Twitch. Twitch twitch twitch.

Lily said...

it's also lead - led - led

there's a difference between effect and affect

it's and its

there their and they're

to too and two

etc. i.e. and e.g.

and I speak English as a second language.

The worst I just read is:

she died as of heart failure.
she died OF heart failure for goddess' sake.

Fabulous Georges said...

My favorite thing ever was the sign that said "Loose Weight." I can just imagine the giant cloud of lard floating around the city.

Evn said...

I can just imagine the giant cloud of lard floating around the city.

Or under it.

Thalia said...

Oh no, best improper word use ever was in the local pharmacy chain. For a while there (and that's not just one store, but the entire chain) one of the aisles was labelled,

Feminine
Family Planning
Diapers
Incontinents

Hmmmm.

Evn said...

"Excuse me, but where do you keep people who wet themselves?"

"Aisle 6. Right next to the tampons."