Thursday, October 05, 2006

Testify, Laura. Testify.

More fun quotes from sexually-repressed pleasure chest Laura Mallory, as to why she never got around to reading the books she so heartily condemns:

"They’re really very long and I have four kids.”

'Nuff said. But so as not to be misconstrued, the demon-felching housewife offered this clarification:

"I think it would be hypocritical for me to read all the books, honestly. I don’t agree with what’s in them."

Well, at least she has a sound, ethical reason for preaching hate and illiteracy, which is kind of a relief: for a second there, I thought she was insane.

Turns out she's just mean and stupid.

That I can handle.

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