Monday, October 09, 2006

Sit-Com Life, Part the Second

Jack's brother and I went to lunch at one of those chain restaurants with junk store merchandise tacked to the walls, and spent the rest of the afternoon clutching our stomachs, gurgling "Urk, be right back," and fleeing to our respective restrooms. We were discussing the possible causes of our gastrointestinal distress when he remarked, "Oh hey, that reminds me! You've been naked sleepwalking again."

My subconscious is going to receive a Mommy Dearest-level ass-whipping, just as soon as I can handle solid food again. In the meantime, I've started going to bed in casual activewear.

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