Friday, October 20, 2006

An open memo to my brain

Attn: Evn's Brain

Re: 11:11

Dear Brain,

Enough already. The occasional 11:11 sighting, just as a gentle reminder that there are whackjobs out there who take these things seriously... sure, that's fine.

But three to four sightings a day for a week? Unacceptable. If angels, or aliens, or spokesdemons from the Collective Unconscious need to get a message to me that badly, they can post comments on my blog like normal people.

So knock it off, please. Proceed with rejoining us in reality, or I'll get ahold of a prescription for Ritalin faster than you can spell ADHD.

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