Monday, September 18, 2006

Party in my Pantheon

Knowing that birthdays make me grumpy and/or pissy, the illustrious Red Delicious sent me the following happygram:

Here’s to you! May your day be filled with peace, understanding, and suggestive artwork. Plus, the various leaders of world religions have gotten together in your honor.

Guest List:

Allah
Buddha
Jehovah
Vishnu
Thor
Ra
Bacchus (accepting on behalf of Jupiter)
Satan L. Ron Hubbard
Gaea & the Horned God
Daozang
Zoroaster
Enkai
Altjira
Huitzilopochtli
Dave Koresh

I like how he thoughtfully replaced Satan with L. Ron Hubbard. It totally plays into my suspicion that little baby Suri is the Scientology Antichrist.

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