Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Things that make you go WTF?

While strolling along a busy pedestrian sidewalk with a good friend of mine, I caught myself saying:

"I really wanted to go to the Bigfoot convention, but I was just too busy practicing Witchcraft."

It wasn't that I actually said this that bothered me--after all, I really did have to skip out on what promised to be a fabulous Bigfoot convention because of Pagan-oriented religious obligations. It was that I said this out loud, in public, surrounded by strangers.

Sometimes I think I'm just too darn comfortable being me. It's this kind of attitude that got all those Puritans in trouble:

"Well of course I was dancing naked in the woods with Tituba. What didst thou think I was doing?"

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